CREEPY DONT GET IT

I started off thinking it was going to be a simple app where you ask questions and get answers. But that wasnt the case. I asked a simple question as where are you and suddenly my floor started creaking. And a couple minutes the floorboards broke and a portal opened up. My phone responded "down here" and when I stepped on it, I fell down like the scene from Alice in wonderland. It was amazing! It was a whole new world! I quickly went out and went to my local church. I prayed and prayed for hours and even went to confession. The priest gave me a odd look. He said to go to a therapist. So, I went to a therapist and got my house blessed. This was a crazy experience. I hope my story will be passed on from generation to generation so everybody knows NOT to get this app. LISTEN TO MY TITLE!!!

Mona Parker about iOvilus, v1.86